Gay Junk and Stuff - Page 4

**Lovecraft13** · 05-14-2012, 06:36 PM

If a man makes love to a male horse, does that make him gay and an animal lover?

**Troy Wall** · 05-14-2012, 07:18 PM

I know a guy who screwed a sheep once because he lost a bet. And I know a terribly alcoholic old man who once put in a chicken after he got a full fifth of Seagrams 7 coursing through his veins.

What I do not know, however, is whether or not these mammals were in fact male. So...I can't answer your question, Josh. There is a 50/50 chance these men had heterosexual intercourse with these animals, which would make them animal lovers, but not gay. :O)

Scribbly · 05-14-2012, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Lovecraft13

If a man makes love to a male horse, does that make him gay and an animal lover?

It depends. Does he want marry the horse or not?

**Lovecraft13** · 05-14-2012, 09:24 PM

I would say they're just using each other for sex.

**Lovecraft13** · 05-14-2012, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Troy Wall

And I know a terribly alcoholic old man who once put in a chicken after he got a full fifth of Seagrams 7 coursing through his veins.

You know my dad??

cheeseisgood1918 · 05-14-2012, 09:47 PM

What about appliances? Is it ok to make sweet, sticky love to those? Theologically, I mean.

**Troy Wall** · 05-14-2012, 10:04 PM

**Jon Dahl** · 05-14-2012, 10:36 PM

Here's an interesting video: http://youtu.be/d0-NQk1QmRk

**Lovecraft13** · 05-14-2012, 10:38 PM

I'm too scared to click.

**Buckyrig** · 05-14-2012, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cheeseisgood1918

What about appliances? Is it ok to make sweet, sticky love to those? Theologically, I mean.

Drink deeply the sweet sweet poison of awareness.

**Troy Wall** · 05-14-2012, 11:14 PM

Hold on, let me go fuck my coffee table and see if I am object-sexual.

**Troy Wall** · 05-14-2012, 11:15 PM

I love how this thread is called "Gay junk and stuff". We're really making use of the "and stuff".

J^2 · 05-14-2012, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Troy Wall

Hold on, let me go fuck my coffee table and see if I am object-sexual.

The love of two people should never be questioned. Yes I think gay sex is wrong but that's what makes it so human. Bad love feels good and it's so right...

**Troy Wall** · 05-15-2012, 01:25 AM

What does any of what you said have to do with my copulating with a piece of furniture? I ask because you quoted me...

J^2 · 05-15-2012, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Troy Wall

What does any of what you said have to do with my copulating with a piece of furniture? I ask because you quoted me...

I quoted it cause I thought it was funny...

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05-14-2012, 07:18 PM	#47
Troy Wall Big Real Estate Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,471	I know a guy who screwed a sheep once because he lost a bet. And I know a terribly alcoholic old man who once put in a chicken after he got a full fifth of Seagrams 7 coursing through his veins. What I do not know, however, is whether or not these mammals were in fact male. So...I can't answer your question, Josh. There is a 50/50 chance these men had heterosexual intercourse with these animals, which would make them animal lovers, but not gay. :O)

05-14-2012, 09:47 PM	#51
cheeseisgood1918 cheeseisgood1981 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Up in ya Posts: 1,611	What about appliances? Is it ok to make sweet, sticky love to those? Theologically, I mean.

05-14-2012, 10:04 PM	#52
Troy Wall Big Real Estate Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,471

05-14-2012, 11:14 PM	#56
Troy Wall Big Real Estate Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,471	Hold on, let me go fuck my coffee table and see if I am object-sexual.

05-14-2012, 11:15 PM	#57
Troy Wall Big Real Estate Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,471	I love how this thread is called "Gay junk and stuff". We're really making use of the "and stuff".

05-15-2012, 01:25 AM	#59
Troy Wall Big Real Estate Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,471	What does any of what you said have to do with my copulating with a piece of furniture? I ask because you quoted me...