The worst movie ever made?

[Kors]

Originally Posted by Gonzogoose

It's funny seeing the varied tastes of everyone. Like others here, there are several films you guys panned (Thor, Dick Tracy, Suckerpunch, etc.) that I really liked. Heck, I didn't even mind The Spirit. It was kind of like Sin City light, but there were some fun parts in it.

For worst movies ever made, Spawn would be up there on my list for sure. Cold Creek Manor nearly made me walk out of the theatre, and had I not been there with friends I probably would have. Terrible, terrible film.

The remake of True Grit, for me, was unbearable. It was slow, boring and the story was just lame.

I'm with you on Suckerpunch...it was visually nice....and decently written...its not something I'll watch often, but I was entertained.

[Evil Monkey Genius]

"I Am Omega" starring Marc Dacoscos.
That's my vote.

[Biofungus]

I'm surprised "Kazaam" isn't mentioned in this thread just based upon principle alone (and of course, "Steel", but "Kazaam" is worse).

[Justice41]

Whats a Kazaam? Hell I nominate the new Johhny Dipp Flick. The Dark Shadows flick. It's Timm Burton isn't it. Man I don't like anything he's done aside from Scissorhands and even that if watched now just fails miserably.

[Bishop]

Originally Posted by Justice41

Whats a Kazaam?

Shaquille ONeal as a genie...

http://m.youtube.com/results?q=kazaam

Originally Posted by Justice41

Hell I nominate the new Johhny Dipp Flick. The Dark Shadows flick. It's Timm Burton isn't it. Man I don't like anything he's done aside from Scissorhands and even that if watched now just fails miserably.

I predict it will still be better than his performance as Tonto.

[CHWolf]

In the world of That 70s Show, the characters from Dark Shadows do stuff from Vampire in Brooklyn.

[RandallFlagg]

Originally Posted by Justice41

Whats a Kazaam? Hell I nominate the new Johhny Dipp Flick. The Dark Shadows flick. It's Timm Burton isn't it. Man I don't like anything he's done aside from Scissorhands and even that if watched now just fails miserably.

Did you watch Big Fish? It was actually adapted from a book, so it wasn't just pure Tim Burton, which is a good thing.

[SuperMonkey]

Originally Posted by Biofungus

I'm surprised "Kazaam" isn't mentioned in this thread just based upon principle alone (and of course, "Steel", but "Kazaam" is worse).

"That's not a wish, that's an insult!"

Also, how have none of you mentioned Plan 9?

[Comix Obsession]

Originally Posted by SuperMonkey

Also, how have none of you mentioned Plan 9?

Because Plan 9 is a joy to watch. Everyone who knows movies knows that it's bad, but it's hilariously bad. I think we all love Ed Wood because he was someone who had such passion for what he did that we can't not love him.

Not like, say, 'Tree of Life', a movie so over-hyped that it actually pissed me off to see how up its own ass it is.

[Buckyrig]

No one's seen Plan 9.

Pretty much like no one's seen Citizen Kane.

[Justice41]

Originally Posted by RandallFlagg

Did you watch Big Fish? It was actually adapted from a book, so it wasn't just pure Tim Burton, which is a good thing.

Nawp. I gave up on Burton after the Nightmare toon. Watching as someone applies a formula to everything he does is boring and predictable.

[ponyrl]

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

No one's seen Plan 9.

Pretty much like no one's seen Citizen Kane.

I like citizen kane.

[Evil Monkey Genius]

Have'nt seen Plan 9, but I loved Citized Kane.

[Jon Dahl]

Originally Posted by Buckyrig

No one's seen Plan 9.

Pretty much like no one's seen Citizen Kane.

I've seen both, thank you very much!

[Buckyrig]

Originally Posted by Jon Dahl

I've seen both, thank you very much!

Were you taking amphetamines?