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05-20-2012, 08:17 PM
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,604
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A: I choose "bang one".
Q: Would you prefer to have mercury poisoning while riding a pegasus, or SARS while riding a unicorn? |
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05-21-2012, 01:16 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 10,983
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A. I would prefer to have SARS while riding a unicorn. Mercury never leaves your system. Ever.
Sars can be cured with 7-Up mixed with orange juice and a bowl of chicken noodle soup. Q. True or False? |
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05-21-2012, 08:25 AM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,764
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A: false - you heard it on DW for crying out loud!
Q: would you, could you, should you? |
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05-21-2012, 08:31 AM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,095
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A: Yes, Yes, Probably not.
Q: If the world ended today, would you buy a lottery ticket tomorrow? |
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05-21-2012, 10:04 AM
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Super Moderator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Lawrence, Kansas
Posts: 10,983
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A. No, the lottery is for suckers... And the lucky bastards who win them. I wish I could win it...
Q. Do you wanna go on a band tour!? |
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05-21-2012, 12:29 PM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,764
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A: ...no thanks...
Q: what's that over there?! |
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05-21-2012, 01:30 PM
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The Killah Chinchillah
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Insert pithy witticism here
Posts: 2,772
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A. We're losing our deflector shield.
Q. How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? |
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05-21-2012, 04:07 PM
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Not for your amusement
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Nega-Earth
Posts: 22,083
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A. 46. Unless you're Gene Simmons. Then 2.
B. Would you, could you in a boat? Would you, could you, with a goat? |
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05-21-2012, 04:13 PM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,095
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A: Goat cheese in a cucumber boat? Sounds fabulous.
Q: How long does it take to dance with death? |
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05-21-2012, 07:46 PM
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BARF JR.
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: In the Conservatory, with the Revolver.
Posts: 5,604
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A: Depends if I'm wearing my cleats when you dance with me.
Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck of he had a severe wood deficiency? |
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05-22-2012, 06:59 AM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,095
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A: Not very much if it's Hemlock...
B: Two sparrows are sitting on a clothsline. There's a Goldfinch sitting on a nearby branch, wanting to be friends. One sparrow says to the other: |
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05-22-2012, 07:19 AM
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The Killah Chinchillah
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Insert pithy witticism here
Posts: 2,772
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A: "Buddy, can you sparrow dime?"
Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? |
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05-22-2012, 07:32 AM
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12.9.12...?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: European Capital of Culture 2008
Posts: 8,764
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A: 752
Q: how does she ALWAYS know? |
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05-22-2012, 08:43 AM
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Rabid Horse
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: East of Montreal
Posts: 3,095
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A: The underwear in the shirt pocket.
Q: Why does the battery always fail right when you need it? (btw, "can you sparrow a dime..."  )
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05-22-2012, 09:51 AM
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Scarecrow Impersonator
Join Date: May 2012
Location: North of Here
Posts: 41
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A – because it contains a sentient, mischievous miniature universe that is about to be sent to bed without dinner if it keeps that shit up!
Q – Guillotine or firing squad? |
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